I wish I was a poet because I have such random thoughts rolling around in my head and if I could fit them all together, they might make me rich and famous. But since they
might make me a candidate for the funny farm instead, I will use someone else’s creativity.
I have seen this many times before but for some reason, it just fit today perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ZpuA8_YYkb
In case you are not to the school age yet (God bless you, the poopy diapers WILL END, I promise!) or are long past it, here’s a quick reminder of life in the school zone:
6:45am – wake kids up, deal with the clothing drama (“Why can’t I wear my airplane sweater to school today? Just because it’s going to be 105 today? I’m ALWAYS cold!!!”). Deal with Nintendo drama (WHY can’t I play for 2 minutes? WHY is there a rule that we can’t play Nintendo before school?). Deal with hair drama. Deal with brushing your teeth drama. So on and so forth. Pack lunches. Remember backpacks. Drive carpool. Try not to be late on your first week of school. There will be plenty of time for that later.
8 am – drop kids off and come home to begin sorting through the MOUNDS of paperwork that has already come home from school, much of which requires my signature and assundry other information.
Spend the free time I have dealing with the four-year-old drama while constantly reminding myself of how sad I will be when he starts school.
During naptime, sit down and reply to some emails. But then remember that everyone is running out of clean clothes and so end up spending naptime dealing with the – I kid you not – 10 plus loads of laundry per week.
After school is a plethora of lessons, practices, and sibling drama. Everyone is tired and cranky and so it becomes a survival of the fittest scene until bedtime, at which time the kitchen must be tackled.
Not that I’m bitter or anything. Just exhausted. And badly in need of a maid. And possibly an intervention from that gal from Super Nanny.